The Truth About Me
I can’t do this anymore, I don’t have the time nor the will power to keep this lie up. I am a fundamentalist Christian. I am a pastor for a local church in Belleville and I wanted to see first hand how sinful you God haters are and what plans you had to hurt our God fearing nation. You haven’t disappointed me! I figured I would have been caught by now but I guess I’m better at acting than I thought.
Listen to me:
I’m begging all of you atheists, agnostics, Hindus, or whatever else to just look into your heart and realize the love of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ. If you let him and repent for your sins you can live forever in the paradise of Heaven. If not you will burn in Hell for all eternity. All you have to do is read the Holy Bible with an open heart and mind and you will see the truth! God loves you and wants you with him in Heaven but you have to take the first step!
Now that I’ve got your attention:
Just kidding. Happy April Fools!
Also go take a look at http://www.thinkatheist.com/ today.