I Want To Apologize On Behalf Of Illinois
First watch this:
On the behalf of the state and population of Illinois, I would like to apologize to the entire planet for the election of Rep. John Shimkus. Fortunately, I had no part in his election. He is the representative for the 19th district and I’m in the 12th. His is an idiot and I really hope doesn’t win his next election. I’m betting some atheists in the 19th are really feeling stupid now.