I Suck At Being A Christian
2009 April 2
So I heard about this new site called Omegle, where it connects you with a stranger and you get to talk to them about anything. Obviously, the first thing that came to my mind was to troll it. I know, I know, I’m terrible.
This poor person. Also, I just noticed that www.atheist.ca forwards to a Catholic site, WTF? Someone needs to get that back I think.
I sense an Omegle game possibility — who can get the conversational partner to disconnect the quickest?
OMFSM that sound like fun. Not that a mature, sensitive being like myself would ever do something like that…
The game is on!
I must go forth and spread the glory that is Optimus Prime!
Speaking of that, I loved both of your posts about that. You are my hero.
I’m considering setting up a side blog, which is nothing but using theist arguments to support the notion that Optimus Prime is the supreme being of the Universe. It could be mildly amusing.
You don’t suck at it any worse than any other christian I’ve met!
Yeah, that is probably pretty par for the course for a Christian.
Next time you should tell the person that the Good News is that God doesn’t exist and that he can get on with his life without worrying about it!
I said “Good morning” and my person disconnected. Win.
- Schev
This was hilarious. I may have to play the Christian troll Poe part sometime!